No offense, but your buddy is a fucking asshole for driving that fast.

When will white people catch a break? :(

While you're fixing stuff, can you take a look at whatever is causing large blocks of comments to be duplicated? Sometimes when scrolling through them on mobile device, it starts looking like the background of an old cartoon when the characters were running through the house.

I've never been an "old movie" type person so I haven't seen her in much. But in all seriousness, she was awesome in The Sopranos. Christopher stole her gift bag from an awards ceremony and punched her, and she yelled the F word. It was a great scene.

Are you sure you're ready for the commitment that's involved in registering an actual non-burner account?

Crazy nights of wild unprotected sex and needle sharing.

The "A" stands for Ass. That's now I learned to remember my Hep strains. The B stands for Blood.

Can anyone share a real-life example of one of these? Swear, I've got no idea what this is all about.

that's why you're the judge and I'm the.... law-talking.... guy.

The "Showtime" kids know better than to dance around and ask for money on these trains. They'll end up decapitated.

How about you give dismissal power to a trusted group of commenters? Like if someone has a track record of not being a psycho asshole here, then he or she will be able to eliminate stuff quickly. More eyes on the problem will help solve it. And if you're concerned that someone might take their power too far and start…

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The Dead Flag Blues is pretty bleak but really good too.

He should save her life again (figuratively) and convince her not to get married at age 20.

Not punk so much as hard hard rock, but L7 is really good.

HOE-duh COT-bee

I have a Levi's jean jacket, circa 1990, and instead of putting it on a goodwill truck, I think I'll sell it to some Hollywood dumbass for $500.

When you're leaning over the railing above the tunnel, trying to catch a high-five from the players, be sure to mention that you were the one who stuck up for them like 10 times on that deadspin article. They'll totally like you then and probably even sign an autograph.

Yeah, I know he's a pretty good read. But God, who'd wanna be, God who'd wanna be such an asshole?

Most people don't want to sleep with most people of the sex they're sexually attracted to.