Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

My Cleveland-fan dad came down this week to see the Indians play the Rays. Wouldn’t stop talking about how awful the Indians offense is—like I don’t know, living in St. Petersburg, what it’s like to watch a team with an invisible offense.

Big deal. Most of the Indians have been imitating batters all season.

It’s sad the level of vitriol this has accumulated.

This is the correct opinion. You’re not so bad, Burneko.

[deep cinema voice]

The ice age didn’t end. It just went... underground.

[explosions and shakey-cam running through caves full of icicles]

Emilia Clarke lacking charisma? You don’t say...

God damn if he doesn’t look like Smokin’ Jay Cutler in that pic. He and Jay really ought to hang out. Presumably they’d talk about being massive disappointments, and smoking a lot. Also, the metals contents of vaccines.

Terminator: Smorgasbord Day

Maybe in the film, but otherwise there seems to be plenty of Edward Furlong.

I think lack of Eddie Furlong ruined this film:

Their actions and words speak otherwise. The Book of Feasts & Seasons is “message” fiction at its most blatant. Redshirts is a ripping space adventure.

Bluetooth OBDIII FTW :P

I have family that refuse to give up their flip phone, and bought a brand new one not three months ago.

When asked what advice she provided to the inmates before their escape, she replied “Don’t let them see you, Sweat”.

AHHHHH! HOW WHERE NOW!?

I don’t know if this is a Ruby Rhod reference or not, but a star just in case.

“It’s Chik-Fil-A, not Dik-Fil-An-A.”

Gay Marriage? Miller Time.