Makes as much sense as the Stomboli. I mean, Porsche is German, right?

I’m pretty sure that’s a stromboli with a puddle of red sauce.

I wanna see that infamous Michael Richards stand up slowed down.

smoke weed every day

That’s a good one. Probably gets a lot more play than my Dick pic:

I didn’t know they had mutton bustin’ at the Calgary Stampede.

Same here. My #1 is I can’t seem to get laid anywhere.

+1 (potato)

My thought too. So hot it makes one question the legitimacy.

Bacon. No part of the new bacon imperative, either. Bacon and avacados has always been an excellent combination.

But those eyebrows, so expressive!

In the event of a water landing, becomes a floatation device.

It an automotive tricorder. Like a medical tricorder, but for cars.

I’m betting on the cheap fake out it’s rock salt.

also, next week’s preview the Lieutenant something about one of his guys getting shot, not killed.

Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s robot dicks just yet.

If we’re getting football in here...

Chimps are horrible violent terrifying creatures.

WHAT WAS IT??? DISH!