People don’t choose their turn-ons. Don’t judge. (If you can help it. Cuz some things people get off on are just gross. I feel bad for them!) To paraphrase Pascal, the boner has its reason where reason knows not.

Prime cut. +1

It’s like a Game Of Thrones post or something.

Having a vagina is not necessary to take care of business, my friend.

Sometimes I get breakouts, and my skin craques. I find Benzema works well to ease that problem. You go, Riri.

Better that than ____ ___ right in the _____.

“If a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she’s bound to have special problems.”

We are at peak yoga pant, and it shows no sign of receding. Skin is covered in what is practically paint.

Are you a southern country lawyer? Colonel Sanders?

obligatory

Girls who wear this don’t poop.

Slutty space princess clubwear. Love it.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! Canadia has a military?

Jeanne Calment, Frenchwoman who lived to 122, rode a bicycle almost every day until age 100. She also quit smoking at 117.

#timetravelparadox #kimksuperstar

My qualifications to comment on the value or desirability of giving birth begin and end with “oh thank you sweet Lord I’m a man!” so I will keep my mouth shut on that one.

Hodor?

Hodor