Shawn Kemp 👉👌

And the monkeys, they really like the monkeys.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

He’s just a Cub, Andy. He’ll fight you in a few years, when he’s ready.

You have a grisly sense of humor.

I don’t get whats creepy about men being into pregnant women. When my wife was pregnant, I couldn’t keep my hands off her. I thought she was gorgeous with all those curves and what-not. Unfortunately for me, she, on the other hand, thought she was huge, bloated, bla bla bla, which I can understand, but really didn’t…

Evolutionary biology can be used (or rather misused) to explain any behavior. (For instance, maybe men’s bodies are attracted to pregnant women because they have shown they are fertile and can healthily carry a baby to term?) But I think it’s a good bet that many men are into pregnant women for exactly the same…

I always thought it was more about fuller breasts and the novelty of doing something different.

I don’t know, I have some very specific fantasies that involve a lot of people etc etc but I’m not depressed that I can’t live them out, I’m glad they’re at an arms distance and will always remain a fantasy because actually having to go through with it...it seems like a lot of work to coordinate and make happen and…

Bringing night twitter into the light of day? That’s ice cold, Petchesky.

That sucks. It’s always really weird when you find out you have a very specific fantasy that really gets you going, and always kind of depressing when you realize it’s so specific you’ll probably never get to see it happen. My only consolation is that the Internet exists pretty much to show you video of it.

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

OK fine Will but in the movie’s defense I heard the bear says the F word a lot.

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

Fuck This Bear

Well, there’s nothing to get your team hitting better than channeling Ted Williams.

Those horny fans “come really close,” but do they Finnish?

This guy scored way more in the playoffs than he did in the regular season...he also had more points.

That’s way too much, they should be fives.