okay but like if you cheat on each other it’s like hitting the reset button, right? No harm no foul?

The mid-sentence jump cuts drive my shit up the wall.

Could have saved us 4:37 by just saying, “That bitch is crazy.”

With white people bending over backwards to make excuses for a dude that literally said he killed black people because he was a racist, we have a looong way to go.

While ultimately a bad decision, I fully admire the team’s dedication to their initial idea. Nothing says “Caucasian Heritage” in Utah quite like being run out of town by an angry mob.

How awkward would that have been if a bunch of Chechens, Armenians, and Georgians showed up.

Kudos for trying.

I think the Isotopes are working with a local businessman to make this happen.

Mary Poppins was a commie? How many more of the beloved characters of our childhood were filthy commies? We really deserve to know. Baloo? Cinderella? Ariel?

I agree with her. She is a GREAT actress. She doesn’t believe half of the outrageous statements she makes, but knows saying them brings in that sweet, sweet right wing cash.

Do you think you’re a good actor?

These things all make me cry in the end, usually around my child’s thirtieth viewing.

The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,

I am SHOCKED that Stormfront wouldn't have a well reasoned response to this tragedy.

“And he voted against concealed-carry. Eight of his church members who might be alive if he had expressly allowed members to carry handguns in church are dead. Innocent people died because of his position on a political issue.”

The fact that Stormfront and Fox News are both pushing the “War on Christians” narrative is both deeply disturbing, yet completely unsurprising.

You leave Emily Dickinson out of this!

How about a son who doesn’t continually disappoint me? That’s all I really want.

I’m Irish so I have the same accent. IT WILL NOT SWAY ME. Dick pics or no deal.

Using dryer lint as a firestarter. The reason you’re supposed to clean your lint-trap is because this stuff is CRAZY flammable, so might as well put that to good use! A handful of this stuff and a few sparks from a firesteel and you’ve got a windproof firestarter.