You got me!

Yeah, that’s probably it.

Does anyone else have a feeling Bobby wrote this article so he could ask his female coworkers what they were wearing without it coming off as creepy?

then don’t call them when you need help

“It’s just business.”

I am so done with this. I can no longer see any cop without immediately feeling suspicion and revulsion. How many times do we need to see police terrorizing their communities before we do something?

honestly I think it looks better with the jiggle. I say keep it.

And how do you get into it/go to the bathroom? You could do a side pull for peeing, but anything else is going to get real tricky, real fast.

“Spider Tan, Spider Tan,
Goes around the mammary glands...”

http://jezebel.com/the-strappy-sw…

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

Who’s up for some ridiculous tan lines? Anyone?

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, you’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, a Stanley Cup, it’s dark, and you’re wearing sunglasses.

jon why are you leaving me during these turbulent times

...

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Feels like a nice time to use the best stock photo ever.

Yeah, the Patriots are Bond villain levels of evil. This here is some Scooby-Doo shit.

I may criticize the New England Patriots as an evil organization from time to time, but at least there’s a level of competency you can respect in their evil-doing. This, though? This is Bush/Cheney klutziness to a new low.