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The troll seems strong with you. God bless you.

He (or his people, really) simultaneously tweet in 9 languages. @pontifex is just the English language twitter feed. There’s also:

There’s a vast difference between embracing religion and embracing a statement made by a religious figure of prominence.

“The smart people will never be on our side.” - Rick Santorum

“My beats so sick, my beats so dope.. Last name Francis, first name Pope!"

The Pope should leave the science to the politicians!

I typically eat off my fine china and then throw it away rather than pay my robot butler to clean them. I save on fuel costs that way.

I don’t know, I’d say all of these exist in kids and, especially, teenagers.

You got me!

Yeah, that’s probably it.

Does anyone else have a feeling Bobby wrote this article so he could ask his female coworkers what they were wearing without it coming off as creepy?

He requires a top hat and a monocle.

LOL! Nah, it’s just such an odd title it’s...well, questionable! It could have been just a family memoir, a humor entry, a book on dog breeding...

Kinda cute with those big eyes and little mustache.

then don’t call them when you need help

“It’s just business.”

I am so done with this. I can no longer see any cop without immediately feeling suspicion and revulsion. How many times do we need to see police terrorizing their communities before we do something?

honestly I think it looks better with the jiggle. I say keep it.