And how do you get into it/go to the bathroom? You could do a side pull for peeing, but anything else is going to get real tricky, real fast.

“Spider Tan, Spider Tan,
Goes around the mammary glands...”

The saucer section had phasers and shields, so there was defensive capability.

http://jezebel.com/the-strappy-sw…

Maybe the Federation keeps putting kids on spaceships because conditions on their home planets are just horrifying. It’s the elephant in the room that no one’s talking about.

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

Who’s up for some ridiculous tan lines? Anyone?

For ST:TNG, the saucer section was supposed to separate so that the kids and other non-Starfleet family members could be taken out of harm’s way in a dangerous situation. At least, that was the idea... might have been nice if they actually used that ability more than a handful of times...

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, you’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, a Stanley Cup, it’s dark, and you’re wearing sunglasses.

jon why are you leaving me during these turbulent times

*nods*

...

Damn. A burn of that magnitude ought to carry arson charges.

Can’t have Snu-snu without some snug-snug.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Given that these guys only live about 5 to 8 months, those three hours represent a significant portion of their lives.

Feels like a nice time to use the best stock photo ever.

Yeah, the Patriots are Bond villain levels of evil. This here is some Scooby-Doo shit.

I may criticize the New England Patriots as an evil organization from time to time, but at least there’s a level of competency you can respect in their evil-doing. This, though? This is Bush/Cheney klutziness to a new low.

This just makes me question whether or not somebody has ever made dumpling squid dumplings.