Maybe if she’s 5’ 3”.

Does that pizza...have two extra slices of pizza on top?? Is this a topping option now?!?

Respeck, tho. Great gif and I always love to see Harold/Harvey/Maurice doin his thang.

I didn’t know they had mutton bustin’ at the Calgary Stampede.

Same here. My #1 is I can’t seem to get laid anywhere.

+1 (potato)

My thought too. So hot it makes one question the legitimacy.

Mix-A-Lot would not be on board with this, as he would tell you “Those silicone parts are made for toys!”

Uncanny valley, indeed.

naw, mang, that’s Hide-The-Pain Harold.

This is already a thing. Plus it’s ambulatory.

I love Goldfrapp. They are really a hidden gem, aren’t they?

Goldfrapp’s “Strict Machine” was inspired by experiments stimulating the pleasure centers of rats while they completed certain tasks

re Thing:

Just who is it watching that terminator vision in those movies?

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Mustachio on the lower left looks like he’s cradling a giant golden penis.