Bacon. No part of the new bacon imperative, either. Bacon and avacados has always been an excellent combination.

But those eyebrows, so expressive!

In the event of a water landing, becomes a floatation device.

It an automotive tricorder. Like a medical tricorder, but for cars.

Those belts. Why the belts? Those belts are the worst.

Jeez, dude, rinse your mouth and get hydrated. What the hell.

It’s a terrible malady. But Artemis is nowhere near his saddest victim:

Is Hanx plural? How is Hanx formed?

The sads don’t advocate for anything white- or male-centric. They just want ripping yarns, space adventures and the like as opposed to more literary type fiction, or “message” fiction.

Why sign tweets at all? Do people do this?

I like them a lot. They get better, definitely, but they don’t really get different. If you disliked the first one that much, it’s probably not worth bothering with any more.

Does he really call himself “Hanx”?

Yes. It’s a less manly male.

DAT HAM

I loved that book. A zombie T Rex. Jim Butcher is so cool.

Slaughterhouse Five. It’s a work of pure genius, one of the best American novels ever written.

I’m betting on the cheap fake out it’s rock salt.

also, next week’s preview the Lieutenant something about one of his guys getting shot, not killed.

Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s robot dicks just yet.