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This kid is going to be rolling this one back to his therapist for years.

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Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun, I don’t need heat or vitamin D!

/throws hot dog

200 kids

It was making them sluts.

It’s an elephant turf in the room.

“Was getting caught part of your plan?”

Take your pick.

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“sex things,” read: butt stuff

Oh fer sure. I wasn’t trying to unpack the ethical quandaries. If ladies want desire back they don’t have, that’s great, go for it. But this pill makes a huge opportunity for those that would pressure women into conforming to a behavioral standard they may not even want. Don’t want to have sex? There’s something wrong

A shitload of eyeliner.

This always annoyed me too. Providing ability to the willing is the opposite of providing willingness to the able.

I just read the news!

It would be the best thing ever for two contestants to come out the other end of one of these “reality” marriage meat grinders in a relationship.