So you are tired of that woman’s face being splashed all over your screen?

Them boobz is Olde-Skool. Nicely done.

They’re all assholes. If she had “so many detentions” she definitely could have got a longer skirt (she’s 5’ 10”, all skirts in the world are too short!) and not worn pink socks repeatedly, knowing they were not allowed. Looks like she wanted to give one final fuck you to the school.

Me too, pic related.

So hot.

They will eat anything:

Then they would have tits. But they’re reptiles - no mammaries! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Google-fu yields there is debate over venom: vemom, bacteria in saliva, and neither (shock and blood loss) are the three theories.

I like giving flowers for many reasons. One deliciously ironic one is, to quote sci-fi author Peter Watts, giving “the severed genitalia of another species, offered as a precopulatory bribe.”

It’s weird, really. It’s like he did that incredibly slow kick just so he could slowly roll back across the octagon.

That hockey dude with the gatorade kills me.

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slo mo is pretty good too, the head wagglin around and chompin and it gets that big open mouth bite right when he hits the floor

I said kiddleys, diddle I?

surprise, motherfucker!

This is a trick, isn’t it? They’re all wax figures!

Here you go!