Tell us about Bernie, why don’t you, and what he will do when he is never ever ever elected president.

lol, butthurt over Barry Sanders.

Katherine Clark looks like she’s about to

I’m gonna leave the intelligent comments to the rest of y’all and just say

What about those of us that experience “Awwww!”

By Jove I think it’s an iGallop! I didn’t know anyone used those IRL. It’s a horse riding simulator masturbation sexy dance exercise machine.

Santorum didn’t run in ‘08

My recollections are hazy, that long weekend with Ted-Crazy

A licky boom-boom down, indeed!

I mean like not Kraft singles but like “Valu Fresh” or “Shure-Fine” or “X-tra Cheep 4 Your Phamily” store brand/off brand type shit.

The Realness...I just...I can’t...IT’S TOO MUCH FOR ME!!!

one of my best sandwich eating experience ever was a generic American cheese single on generic plain white bread after portaging two canoes and fifty pound backpacks over a mile of hills in the boundary waters. It’s all about context.

Shit, I get frozen like a deer in the headlights trying to decide between hamburger buns and I’ve only been arrested twice.

In the interest of fairness, there is a part in the music video, between stabbing her in the back of the truck and dumping the body in the lake, where Mr. Bronson takes a break from stroking and sniffing his many firearms, looks in the mirror and sheds a tear. He is contrite. Let’s give the fellow a break.

I was totally thinking that it must be some kind of boner-activated poison because otherwise that’s one hell of a coincidence that Bronn goes from hail and hardy to bleeding and unable to stand right at the very moment that she tells him “hey I poisoned you!” (and gets the girls out)

And a Thenn!

Boobs pouring out of a dress are bigger boobs. And I’m told big boobs have a bit of a popular appeal.

So before doctors get all up in there, they practice on Patrick, who was developed by several universities...

Whoa, shit just got real.