I agree, Tracy, don’t tell them. They might think you’re some kind of Slut Machine. ;)

INTERNET!

Shit, I forgot to take my meds this morning.

+1

The violence was sparked by a spectator brandishing this:

Never steal anything small.

“You’re with me, leather.”

Eh, fuck it. They look happy.

It’s already out there!

The text said “I can’t wait to see you later and mash my crotch against your face.”

I’ll just leave this here

the local sports radio show I listen to received a text: “when I get home gonna knock the bottom outta that monkey”

All the fellas used to call it a honey pot back in nineteen-dickety.

Original design concept:

DATS GROSS, MANG