Quan, you’re not my homie. And I bet you aren’t so rich as you’d have us believe, either.

I find doulas annoying as shit because of the whole my precious special natural ancient wisdom boutique birth thing and you know you have mommy-with-money privilege, right? and GET A REAL FUCKING NAME FOR YOUR JOB LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE but

It would not slide, but I like the way you think, kid.

Just click you wimp.

I don’t have the flexibility or dexterity but I do what I can with what’s at hand.

Thank goodness somebody’s on this summer anthem thing, my son finishes first grade in mere weeks!

Some folks prefer shorter and wider.

I hate forced acronyms.

kinda reminded me of this kinda thing, if she had a good song and a good band:

It’s not infinite, it’s undefined. C’mon, man.

She’s a cutie, all right, but the music’s kinda mehhhhhh

He is the best thing about that show, I think.

I don’t know who Hayley Williams is (should I??), but she looks like Misty from Pokemon.

It’s about friendship.

I’ve touched a lot of balls and those felt perfect.

First edition!