OOPS gig wouldn't gif
Sometimes I get so excited I steal the pizza but then I feel bad and I put the pizza back.
When I see an umbilical cord cut I think "GOT ANY PLANS FOR THAT PLACENTA? CAUSE I COULD TAKE THAT PLACENTA OFF YOUR HANDS FOR YOU!"
Add a shot of bone broth to your coffee. Both the buttered coffee you drink and the butt-chugging enema coffee for the other end.
The disclaimer
Apologies if already posted, but obligatory - Top Gear's take on the Robin:
Top Fucker, right in Virginia?
Ernie Anastos approves.
O_O
In the afterglow I told Martha Stewart her ladybits were "neat." And it was well received.
Bros will be bros.
That shit NEEDS some help.
Speak for yourself. Kidneys taste like pee smells.
I'd heard buck dear blood will make you horny (as well help one fight communist occupation) so I began surreptitiously adding it to my wife's placenta smoothies. I had to stop when she grew antlers. I might try the panda, the two-tone color scheme sounds sexy. Fuck the police (car).