Are you referring to some other incident? Johnson's not dead.

Lorena Bobbit's victim/ex-husband made a porno called Uncut.

Me too, but still younger than Dre! (you forgot about Dre)

I think what kills me the most is "Would Not Pet."

I'm assuming he's completely recovered, only because I'd feel kinda shitty laughing at him if he was dead or paralyzed or something.

True, but now he's internet famous!

Awkward and disappointing interactions with people in real life that go on way longer than you would've liked. To be followed by them bugging you for days afterwards when you really just want them to fuck off.

weak. ice bucket was way better. how's anybody gonna get grievously injured with a twizzler?

Forget Lauer. I wanna see Kathie Lee and Hoda doing this after their regular 4 glasses of wine. They'll probably start straight-up making out when they meet on that twizz.

This expert basically wants to institute the "2/10 would not bang" meme to help girls. Jesus. Not gonna post actual 2/10 about a woman, here's a cat one to give you the idea (and because it's awesome):

These shoes remind me of Chester.

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You're right, you're right.

Blessed wagon of Oprah fat?

das harsh, mane

I want the mug The True Oprah drank from.

Shit! That's hot. Legal in 5 months. Call that "Barely Illegal," maybe?

Think about medication.