It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. (Except, you know, for this hallway+ size hot dog dude.

When your real name is Sydney Leathers, what do you take for a porn nom de guerre? Maud? Esther? Mabel?

In Illinois, the dominatrixes come into Springfield on charterd buses.

You might as well be banging it around the sides in a bowl of soup.

I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee. And then you throw dog poop on her shoes.

Compared to that beast, this is the tree she's looking for.

A still image doesn't do it justice.

DTF. For The Night Of Your Special Day.

However, Noone is going to have possession of that tape until they pay.

here's another hot bride:

If you wanna cut down on fabric, go with the hotpants dress.

You're right; a terrible crime! That hoagie could've fed dozens.

Thanks for the new screen name, Kotex!

...I saw a Muslim woman and I did make eye contact with her.

Foot size and penis size did not correlate.

Some women it's easy to find. Others it is particularly small or occluded or something and I've had to estimate by knowledge of anatomy and reaction. No joke. Still no problem if one is the least bit attentive.

When I at first read the headline, I thought Bill Cosby was pretending to be a queen.

There was a Cosby Show episode where Dr. Huxtable, Ob-Gyn (incredibly creepy given recent revelations), dreamt he gave birth to a giant hoagie. I reversed the .gif because fuck that guy in the ass with a hoagie.

These are the shark suits you're looking for:

Is it possible that oatmeal was actually tapioca pudding?