I've never seen a weasel with a pecker that big.
...and sources reveal that the woodpecker is apparently okay!
Bish you know this is the real you:
Definitely a con. Which...actually makes me love her for making bank off making conservative idiots drool for so many years. I bet she's a lot of fun IRL, and that she fucks on the first date.
Just don't come all over yourself afterwards thinking that you've fought the good fight.
It was certainly an emotional struggle to actually put faces to statistics and proper names to tragedies we had merely only discussed about. But it was necessary. And powerful. And messy. And I won't lie, there was a lot of crying at inopportune times, and emotions that welled up in the my throat, making it hard to…
Bonus: get praised for your honesty and bravery.
don't know! Google image search says something about blink 182. Too lazy to bust out the heavy google-fu
meh. Asshole move, but heart wants what it wants.
you know Greg Louganis is gay, right?
I need not attempt. Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
"You're with me, leather."
Some hot shot mega-church preacher came to my college for a week and each day he'd stand on the quad and debate about God stuff.
Are you my wife?
Try harder. Fortune favors the bold!
