DAAAMMMMNN, girl on the bunk.

I went classic.

icouldgoforonemorecup

BRO, DO YOU EVEN MILK?

"Milking that third tit." is right up there with "Keep fucking that chicken."

DAT DUBSTEP DROP

fromme ze zsriftzhop

This is NOT a regular jam.

Yeah I don't get it. Flee the scene.

She needs to be told.

No such thing as free heroin.

He needs to embrace it.

YO THAT WAS LEGIT YEARS AGO STAY OFF THE INTERWEB IF YOU WANT SAVED FROM SPOILERS

Nailed it.

It's a corny, inconsiderate proposal. You made your bed lie in it. Zero fucks for dude's humiliation.

People that pride themselves on being brutally honest are as a rule more interested in brutality than honesty, yes. But I think that's a time to be straight up.

I went with classic, simple. First date location, knee, ring, "will you marry me?" Shell shocked. She didn't say a fucking word. I didn't take it as a No or have any doubts or fear, but decided I'm not standing up til she says something. 10 second eternity ensues. Suddenly snaps out of it, literally blinked, head…

I love lamp!