That dog had to be twenty fucking years old.

Oh, the eighties...

The evil Dr. Durand-Durand's Excessive Machine. Basically a super stroking orgasmatron-type device that will make Barbarella "die...of pleasure." But then to his amazement and dismay she comes so hard the machine is destroyed:

and plus

I'll just leave this here.

It's not that funny, and the music almost drowns out the shitty phone in recording.

I would like to know if this figure applies only to immediate family or if it includes extended. Sexual attraction between cousins is pretty common in my understanding, and that's even if you have known them your whole lives, not only in adulthood.

I thought she might have diverticulitis and not understand how it differs from an allergy.

I know I'm better off with Thunderball because my six-year-old son and I watched Bond speargun that henchman to a palm tree (with a hilarious "UNGH!") about a hundred times, laughing our asses off.

The Pol Pot is particularly distasteful

I love milk. I love cheese, yogurt, ice cream and probably anything else you can think of that has dairy. I am not lactose tolerant, I am a lactose enthusiast.

Ok, let's just get his face out of here then.

That scene in Drunken Master 2, with the Axe gang, when he shreds em with the bamboo.

Step up your game cunts

In Canada?

I think that's her, top row, second from the right.

The Grinch that stole my boner.

those pockets are useless

oh shit