What was once a man in a rubber suit, became a pinnacle of modern CGI only to become... a man in a rubber suit again.

I was playing on your awful play on words

Lactatevision?

This dick bothers me as well.

Why is there an effeminate looking Aaron Eckhart in the pic

Well it is right after mother's day...

Knight Sabers?

That sounds really boring or a qte. sorry. And sanity related effects are not appropriate for this intellectual property

Why put the weapons in it? Because running and hiding as the sole gameplay content outside of puzzles is repetitive and boring. It was repetitive and boring after a while in amnesia and outlast and it would be repetitive and boring here as well.

Regardless of gameplay, froma design and lighting standpoint, this game is nearly immaculate.

And the animation would be average to subpar at best

Well that's good, we don't want to take precious time away from Kotaku reprinting articles from other websites and Patricia doing the umpteenth fucking pokemon meme.

No. I just didn't care enough to actually read the entirey of your post.

You could play as Venom in that Ultimate spiderman for the ps2/xbox

that's what we get for trying to discuss anything with an asshole.

So how does it feel just be an absolute wet blanket? Regardless of whether you trying to be funny or not (I assume you are but still man, baby steps not completely into the deep end)

Hold on while I play the worlds smallest violin for this price increase.

Ahem....

So let me get this straight. All these shitty, diy cosplay shows a 0 dollar budget. But you have a real gun?

Wow, over the top douche much?