What's really great is that this video has clearly been *edited*. Meaning he didn't just drunkenly record it and post it, he sat down and watched it and cut out the parts he didn't think were good enough, then gave us the rest.

This is so awkward and adorable at the same time. I keep trying to avoid eye contact with him...

This is way better than a sex tape.

"I am not sure [if there are homosexuals here], but I don't bloody know them."

P.S. Good luck stopping imposition of sexual habits (gay or otherwise) at the Olympic Village. Everyone knows that place is Fuck City.

What a waste. Those cops would have been better off shooting an unarmed mentally ill homeless person; at least then they would have been suspended WITH pay.

Um, Kristen Schaal? I mean, I get your point, obviously, I'm a Jezebel reader, but Kristen Schaal is absolutely a significant part of the show.

Mugatu, "That Bieber's so hot right now."

I like how at 0:30 the other cat smacks him through the gate like "DON'T GIVE IN TO THIS ASSHOLE'S STUPID DEMANDS."

We need more stories about high functioning alcoholics. Everything I read is geared toward those who have been arrested, lost their jobs, etc. How can we judge if we are sliding down the slope and on the way to some "rock bottom?"

So, Jon is totally annoying, HOWEVER, I really did not understand Liz's total repulsion and continued mocking of him about this. Maybe it's just because they both appear to have the maturity of a 13-year-old boy, but she just seemed so unnecessarily mean and weird about the whole thing. I can picture ragging on my…

I can't stop laughing! WHAT!? Oh, priorities.

Somewhere in Russia, a single tear runs down Edward Snowden's face.

I think pie is extra great because there's no way it can resemble Justin Bieber.

They're thin too. Fatties can't meditate because they aren't able to clear their minds of cake and pizza thoughts amirite?

i like your username. :>

I hate that this is how headlines are written nowadays, to get the click-views. I feel gross. Do you really need to include the post-semicolon statement? Jezebel is trying to be Buzzfeed now; not a smarter Cosmo?

Especially for men? Because women would never have money, and men aren't greedy bastards? Get your head out of your ass dude.