Silence. She seems to be avoiding the tissue.

The worst part about these lists is that I always wanna gloat at how clever my passwords are, but I can't tell anyone what they are. Its the curse of the perfect password, you can never show how brilliant it is.

I'm not cool, I just feel like why should I bother when the Dude expresses the notion so much better?

Now there is fathers having kids and all that, and it is hard for me to understand that too in the sense of a household having peoples… Two parents sleeping in the same bed and the kid going into bed… It is confusing in a sense.

If only someone could tell him that he can be macho and gay at the same time...

"You can feel relaxed and calm [in Russia],"

So glad you caught the grammar. That is my biggest pet peeve. I feel like sharing this with her

Not just the detectives but the whole wide world wants this little douche to be charged.

Seconded.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is real, people!

I'm a lesbian alcoholic, and it's good to hear that I'm not alone in that second reaction (the first is a given).

I know, but I have mixed feelings. My inner queer girl is saying "Yaaaay!" while my inner person-with-alcoholic-relatives is saying "Oh shit..." Michelle Rodriguez has had a lot of issues with alcohol in the past and these pics are not a good look for her recovery process.

Michelle Rodriguez making out with a girl at a basketball game? This is the happiest lesbian Wednesday ever.

I wish Rush Limbaugh was a liberal hoax.

Seeing all these people rag on low-fat dairy makes me sad. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I can't drink anything but skim milk unless I want to get very sick. You guys are making me feel like I'm drinking liquid sin.

Wow. That was pretty classy.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.