Yikes.

Undocumented goats being paid cents on the dollar, no doubt. Thanks Ollama.

Lindsay had never been prouder of herself!

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

My guess is that he has another child on the way. He doesn’t give a fuck.

I’m one of those people who go around turning off the lights. For people living in apartments (so, not able to switch to energy efficient appliances) it just feels like turning out the lights and turning the AC/furnace off during the day while we’re gone is the only thing I can do to try to cut the power bill. We…

My favourite scene was the bit in her show where she mistakes one black shopping assistant for another, because black people all look the same. HILARIOUS .

Amy Schumer is simply the greatest. She has become a national treasure in no time at all.

+1

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Yes, because nothing else in 1999 could have done it...

That’s a really nice message he wrote.

He is a class act.

Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.

Oh man, I feel badly for both of them. . . . .

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

Jada Pinkett-Smith says she is not Will Smith’s “watcher.”

Not to mention, are we really surprised a wealthy celebrity with plenty of resources at her disposal looks good on the cover of Vanity Fair? I feel like there’s a subtext of “She looks great, which is amazing because she’s not even a *real* woman!”