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Joe, you ever stop to think it’s because they have little confidence in you?

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Benioff was named one of People’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors in 2001, a few months after publishing his first novel (which was his thesis for his 2nd Master’s degree). They never mention that his father was rich and powerful, just that his parents’ relationship is great. This is how they describe a guy who got his…

Remember when people thought Nagy was a genius? And Trubisky was on his way to bring a good QB?

Fixed! 

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

They always try to keep selling us on the game we’re already watching. Like, I’m already watching, for fuck’s sake! I already love football! Just act like a fucking human!

Same, only instead of “coach” use the word “manage” and instead of “team” use “the evening shift at a Newark Subway”.

“My job is to coach the team.”- Adam Gase

Brady is going to retire, the Patriots are going to sign Josh Rosen, he’ll take over as the starter, and lead them to victory in the first Super Bowl that literally nobody watches.

You only have yourself to blame for goofing off with the volume on. Come on, it's procrastinating at work 101. 

Yeah, the main problem with football is the culture of football. You have a coaching tree comprised mainly of retired meatheads, who have spent their lives being told to just “want it more” than the other guy. Which worked for them, because if they were good enough to be even average NFL players, then they were in the…

Any great coach in any sport subscribes to two simple philosophies:

The only real interest I have in football anymore is in seeing just how long it’s going to take for one of these meatballs to realize what you just outlined so succinctly above. Belichick is a smart guy, I have no doubt, but virtually every other coach in the league - even if he’s a new guy! - plays right into his…

I said this in the other article about the Jets clusterfuck, but this whole thing is basically Belichick daring Adam Gase to change literally anything about his game plan, and Adam Gase just refusing to, because he had something he wanted to accomplish in this game and he was going to do it regardless of if it was…