Oh shit, mine expires in November. Thanks for the reminder.

A family member made these instead of mashed potatoes with chicken paprikash without telling me beforehand, and I could barely tell the difference. Good on ya, turnips.

Most relatable stock photo ever.

Funny, I recently bought Club crackers (or the Aldi approximation of them) for the first time in forever. They fucking rule! My Ritz days are over. And I will eat them upside down.

I mean ... maybe when the next Mission Impossible comes out.

An excellent tip. I have been making ribs for years and years and somehow forgot to do this last summer, rendering my otherwise delicious ribs really super shitty!

Tell me more of these potato ... “chips”? 

I was today years old when I first learned about sausage balls. These waffles look freaking amazing.

God, what a good idea. I recently bought a couple of these for the first time since college. Totally forgot how much they rule for what they are.

Wow, so watching nothing but the MST3K channel on Pluto means I am doing a good thing. Neat!

Thank you. I absolutely feel the same way. I think I was actually more productive before all this. I am shocked that I’ve been quarantining for almost a month and have not read a single book. But focusing on something like that is just out of the question right now.

“Hands: the Hands of Fate”

Just went grocery shopping, a stock-up for the next 10 days. My local Giant Eagle, here in a suburb right outside of Cleveland, seemed almost back-to-normal, at least stock-wise. The meat shelves were filled, the soup was back, and there were plentiful noodles. However: not a single roll of toilet paper.

I’ve read enough of Claire’s articles that I knew this was one of hers before I was done reading the headline. Great work.

You had me at “Eat more trash.”

Some people think going to the movies alone is weird. I think THOSE people are weird! It fucking rules!

Yep. It has all to do with timing. Each of his albums at that point were better than the last one, and after 808s & Heartbreak he could have released an album of his own farts and gotten at least a 9.1. MBDTF is a glorified EP, with four or five classics and the rest being the hip-hop version of boring prog rock.…

Even the best of us get hit by a bus from time to time. Bless ya, Deadspin.

InfoBores

Whoa, he can suck his own dick?