You hate love to see it.

They always try to keep selling us on the game we’re already watching. Like, I’m already watching, for fuck’s sake! I already love football! Just act like a fucking human!

I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Hot Polygamists Who Love Road-Tripping Want to Meet Up In Your Area!

I’ve sold monorails to Gang Mills, Lawrenceville, and Elkland, and by gum, it put them on the map!

Getting excited to forget all about this the second weekend of February!

SLAB BULKHEAD!

I have a feeling that there’s even a lower bar than Trump. And we’re gonna see it soon.

ESPN is worried about pissing off Tencent, the massive Chinese internet company that it struck a deal with in 2016.

Feedly or GTFO. Godspeed, Google Reader

Yankee Ghost

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Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

Play for whatever shitty team you want, just keep it the hell away from my children!

I’m still pissed off at Kim Deal calling my hometown Toledo “the armpit of America” in a Spin article, like, 25 years ago

Looking forward to your famous delicious steamed hams!

Have they tried Dr. Porkenheimer’s Boner Juice?

Ravens’ fans current favorite son is a Floridian who obstructed a fucking murder.