Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

She’s coming for you, Fisher Stevens.

Khan seems to believe his own force if will is going to resolve this situation. Not money or fixing the problem but sheer Khan. 

+1 Photon Torpedos

Short Circuit 3.

Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.

So I guess we can look forward to Waller-Bridge playing more sassy, woke robots in the meantime?

Let’s see, this seems to be the current publishing strategy:

1) Print circulation declines;
2) Fire staff and make product worse;
3) Hire new, young, web-first staff;
4) Make website based entirely on reader data;
5) Blame newsroom for inability to sell website;
5) Repeat endlessly from step 2 until you run out of money.

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This is entirely unsurprising and deeply sad. I read this magazine all the time growing up. I had a shelf full of SI’s Hilarious Football Bloopers and a shitty, barely functional, football phone from pestering my parents to get a subscription. They had unsurpassed sports photography and some damn good writing. But the…

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

if football coaches were not, as a rule, the absolute worst imaginable cross-section of humanity you could almost feel pity for one that ends up here.

If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.

Bah gawd, that’s Jim Harbaugh’s music!

two words: Jay Paterno

Quit talking about the Redskins and stick to sports!

I’m so excited to see who Dan Snyder tries to hire in the offseason. It’s going to be absolutely ridiculous. There’s always Bill Cowher, but that’s almost too boring. He’s going to call Urban Meyer. Could this be the time to bring Bobby Bowden into the fold? It very well could. Is Mark Rypien available? 

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

Yankee Ghost