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6/19/19

Wow, look at those thugs.

6/17/19

I cannot stop fucking laughing, I am watching this and its giving me Zapruder film vibes but with puke and alcohol and hockey and mid-day sun.

6/17/19

Gloria, I don’t think I can run now.
Eating all of this pizza, all that beer I used to wash it down.
I think I’ve got to slow down, before I start to(BELCH!) blow it.
I think I’m headed for a meltdown, Oh Shit, I think I’m going to blow it

6/17/19

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

6/17/19

I understand this was a situation where it was easy to get carried away, but you’ve got to realize during those times that you only need about half as much mayo in your beer

6/14/19

It’s a genuinely sad way to end the Warriors’ time in Oakland. It’s too bad they decided to adopt Silicon Valley’s mantra of “move fast and break things” at just the wrong time.

6/14/19

The absolute best possible turn of events, in fact.

6/14/19

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

6/14/19

I said this in another thread, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that Steve Kerr told his guys to call a timeout and take the technical foul in the event of an offensive rebound or tie-up or loose ball scramble. Letting the clock just run out for lack of timeouts would not be an option.

6/14/19

The win covers up the fact that Nurse again called a bad late game timeout.

6/14/19

Goddamn this felt so good. Watching Kawhi drive a motorhome over Skip Bayless. You savor these moments. Never let them go!

6/13/19

When I was younger I had a friend whose dad only had 1 foot and he would tell people that his dad lost his foot to frostbite climbing mountains and all the other kids thought that was so cool. Fuckin guy had diabetes.

6/12/19

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

6/12/19

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/11/19

Please let me maintain hope in the next two days during this trying time.

6/11/19

All of that is true, but deep in our hearts we know that the Raptors are going to blow it.

6/11/19

Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

6/11/19

Toronto now desperately hopes it wasn’t a franchise peak too.

6/11/19

KD’s injury sounds really bad, but not as bad as the song James Dolan is going to write about it.

6/10/19

This...all day long. Born and raised in Oakland. Never even dreamed of success like this for the Warriors. Claiming the bay if you’ve been here less than a decade seems like a big stretch. Hell, 20 years might not even be enough. I’ve lived in my current town for almost 12 years and the locals will likely never let…