Nah, I’m Banquet for life. Two of those combined are 700 cal, 48% from fat (38g), 0g trans fat, but still 24% of my daily fiber. https://banquet.com/pot-pies/chicken-pot-pie and look on in horror, but less horror than Marie Callender.

Drew, we’re the same age and I’m certain that when teens and 20-somethings look at us in our ankle socks, we look as ridiculous to them as old men in knee socks looked to us back when we were young enough to care.

This is some serial killer shit

Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.

Doesn’t everyone eat sausage links with their hands?

There's always Rifftrax but I do miss the cute bots when I watch those. 

This screed is nothing but self-soothing garbage. You know when I knew it was time to check out? “As a professional television critic...” Oh, gee, yes, now your opinions carry weight. Please, do tell me how hard it is to professionally television critic binge-able shows, very relatable.

This article could have been titled:

Even though we ain’t got money, I’m so in love with this comment, honey.

To be fair to them, the Browns haven’t been competitive in a decade, so trading for an excellent WR is enough of a reason to break out the Kenny Loggins.

We all know what’s coming. Baker Mayfield plays more like Josh Heupel in his second season, OBJ is injured most of the season, Nick Chubb plays like a chud, Kareem Hunt is still suspended indefinitely, and the D misses Peppers in the secondary. Hue Jackson is somehow coach again by Week 10 and the team coasts to a…

MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

Two teams I loathe - the Steelers and the Giants - are self-immolating for the dumbest of reasons, while at least one team I wish nothing but the best for - the Browns - is on the upswing? This is so delicious, it has to be fattening.

Please forward this to Drew as an early submission for WYTS: Giants Edition—

This is the bullshit world we live in. Extraordinary buffoon James Dolan ‘owns’ the Rangers and the Knicks, teams that New Yorkers have supported for decades, for generations, and have bought and paid for many times over. Yet he gets to lord over them, him and his ridiculous fedora, and enact his capricious whims,…

I was all ready to say something snarky in the comments until I saw that the dude is a Vietnam vet and the restaurant is his comfort and now I’m like “man, whatever gets you through.”

I read the article expecting to roll my eyes a lot, but it actually...makes sense? Not something I'd want to do, but if it works for them, that's great. 

I too refuse to work back to backs, and have extended my lunches to 3 hours. You have to think about the future. Marathon not a sprint 

“If you like to giggle at Stephen A. Smith and are in possession of some fancy video editing software...”