This is weird as hell. Just last weekend I was visiting (“stuck with” might be a better phrase) a few elderly relatives and had no clue what to do for a couple hours. Turns out they had a dusty old complete Looney Tunes collection on VHS from Columbia House back when the company offered a tape-of-the-month club. We…

America has also lost five million manufacturing jobs since 2000. The Daily News layoffs affected 40 people yet seem to have spawned 400,000 Very Important Takes from every dip ship on Twitter who was dumb enough to get a print journalism degree (yours truly included).

Bowling Green, baby! They’re gonna be number one this year (with fans from Deshler, Ohio)!

Aldi’s has some blue-cheese-stuffed olives that are as addictive as crack.

I skip dinner like crazy in the summer because, well, I’m lazy and usually soaked with sweat from the walk home. For the last few weeks I’ve been just chowing down on some carrots or a pre-mixed bag of broccoli and cauliflower. Come to think of it, this is generally the only time of year I eat this healthy every day.

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This is absolutely devastating. Thank you for sharing this incredibly difficult story.

Most depressing poop story ever!

savor the delights of the wiener bare and unadorned

If you make a post about your own opinion and later change your mind and want to delete it, it’s not really possible to do that on Tumblr. This, combined with the difficulty of having a conversation on the site, means that many Tumblr users who speak in haste, or wrote something when they were younger that they…

Wow, that is Peak Mom

Oh my lord, now I want to bring a rotisserie chicken on a plane just to see if I can get away with it.

I was at a cookout last weekend that featured some of the dopest beans I have ever had, and they definitely were regular canned vegetarian beans (I saw the cans in the trash). But the cook added both grape jelly AND Tabasco sauce to them. I know it sounds gross but my meal could have been just those beans and I would…

Single dude here. I average about $35 on food and $15 on alcohol per week. So $200 a month.

As far as doing bullshit things you saw in popular culture, I only started smoking because Robert De Niro looked so cool doing it in Casino. My dumb 15-year-old ass was, like, “Yeah! Awesome!” Took me 10 years to quit.

I instituted this rule in my apartment six months ago and have been happy with it ever since. More time to flip through the New Yorker that I’m never going to finish!

Regarding the dude who wanks it at work: why would you want to associate your job with something you enjoy doing?

So THAT’S how they make Timbits!

Copy that. If gyros were more widely available they would likely be the only thing I would ever eat.