Like, it’s a memoir. You want to chide the author as a teenager in 1992 because he wasn’t listening to more gay or female artists? Give me a fucking break.

This hot take is astonishingly accurate

v good, would star again

Thank you. I’ve spent more hungover Sunday mornings watching these infomercials than I care to admit, and I’ve always wondered if any of the products were actually worth a damn.

Also, go to your local library! They will likely have tons and tons of DVDs and Blu-rays of those classic movies those dang kids aren’t watching.

What am I supposed to do, leave the Bronx?!

God help me, I loved that dumb-ass movie

What is it with moms and talking during movies? My mom often whispers questions about plot points. Like, I have the exact same amount of information you do, lady! I don’t know! Perhaps watching how the plot plays out will answer all of your questions!

NEEDS MORE CURLING

Fuck. Yeah.

So, like, prohibition? Because that’s worked so well for America in the past

I bet the movie he was talking about in that post was “Old School.”

Wouldn’t it be crazy if some dude out there who got to the Super Bowl was getting no interest at all from teams who desperately need even a semi-good quarterback? That would be crazy!

Doesn’t it just come out your butt?

fucking WORD

Only when I’m sick am I in dire want of cheap bottled (or canned) iced tea. The shittier, the better. The 12-pack of bottles they have at Aldi’s go down so, so smooth whether it’s a minor cold or major flu. The 99.8 percent of the time I’m not sick I can’t stand the stuff.

End of the fifth season. Cancelled cable and figured I would catch up on it months later on Netflix. Just stopped carin’

Damn. His “Uffsides” and NFL countdown during the season were the only reason I subscribed to their YT channel.

I would sign this if it were a MoveOn.org petition

Cool, where do we go for the turkeys?