What about those clowns in Congress? They did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

I think Les Miles ought to do More Winning and Les Miles!

Has anyone tried maybe, like, not living in New York City or San Francisco? It’s really not that bad!

0-16! Let’s make history, fellas!

Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week

Charmin Basic until the day I die. My anus has never been happier.

Charmin Basic until the day I die. My anus has never been happier.

ah, dammit

“Now without side mirrors! Because it looks cool and shit!”

+1 episode of Herman’s Head

♪ This tiger just wants to fuck, it’s true / He said goodbye too many times before ♪

Holy shit, that movie theater story. I am dying over here. Worst thing to happen in a movie theater since A.I.

That’s why I always tell her that I’m happy and everything is going fine.

+1 triceratops on Noah’s ark

stay on your hustle

So to recap, it sounds like some jamokes put house paint on the field; busted out hair blowers to try and dry paint that was sitting on top of small, rubber, easily meltable pellets; and finally tried to clean up the mess with a toxic and skin-melting chemical that was to be imminently rolled around upon by…

Jimmy Hash Browns

And you know what? FUCK DAVID SIMON, TOO. That’s right. I’ve had just about enough of that guy appointing himself Guardian of the Amendments. It was just a TV show, man. You are the rich man’s Nic Pizzolatto. Get the fuck outta my face.

Blew Takes Matter

I keep hoping that during one of the 80,000 times a game that they cut to Jerry’s stupid face up in the owner’s box, a red dot will appear on his forehead and the TV feed will suddenly cut out.

Did anyone else eat Top Ramen when they were a kid? Always thought it was weird that it was pegged as a broke-ass-college-kid food. I felt cool when I was 10 and it was the first thing I taught myself to cook. I tried a package a few weeks ago and my bowels exploded, so it’s fair to say my Top Ramen days are behind…