See also: NRA, the

I'm a single straight dude and I read this whole thing! LEARNING! (Also, I want that video on repeat playing behind my desk all day.)

I mean, it makes as much sense as this.

Better call ... the SPACE BROWNS!

Good thing they've been down with us plus-size masturbators since 1964.

Ha, I wish! I stole this from Google Images.

THE IRONING IS DELICIOUS.

I dunno, Mrs. Schwartz?

I hope this means we're one step closer to Christie/Jones 2016. Jesus, I would vote for that just to see what the fuck would happen.

Oregon, Ohio — is that in a rural or Urban part of the state?

Time to grow up? Dude can't even use an apostrophe correctly. BOOM, YOU JUST GOT GRAMMAR BURNT.

GOD BLESS YOU, SIR.

I Noah Guy

I'm guessing an actual good and completely re-edited version will come out in six months when Scott does his now-mandatory "Actual Good and Completely Re-Edited" DVD director's cut.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is sick and disgusting. There's a Referee Magazine?

Hell yes. This article is spot on. However...

Look at all those fake teeth. Poor guy's been eating too many Skittles.

Ba ha ha! Congrats on the crap, Jill!

I think they just saw those pictures of Renee Zellweger.