Thunderdome this, thunderdome that...look, can't we all just get BEYOND thunderdome?

One time I used one of my lady's Bic For Her pens, and I haven't used a Man Pen since.

Profreading is important.

Gawker Media: Your Source of White Guilt Since 2003!

Are y'all at Gawker Media, like, federally mandated to post about Lena Dunham every day? That's the only thing that would explain your bizarre obsession with this woman.

If BuzzFeed is the hyperactive pre-teen of the Internet, then Foodspin is the college freshman who just took his first creative writing course.

HE ASKED ME! HE ASKED ME!

Slowly but surely, it vanished. Maggots were at it to all hours, maybe someone's dog took a few bites, and however else it happened, a little over a week later most of it was gone; within another week, it disappeared completely.

Why The Chiefs Lost

I always had my suspicions that this dude was a mole. I mean, just look at him.

Damn hell, this is an inspirational post. I am totally going to try to make these fuckers! (Probably while my mom stands there staring at me telling me I'm making them wrong.)

Eww, more like Robert Griffin the Turd, am I right? #hackjoke #notsorry

That girl deserved it. I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW.

Come on, guys! This is totally real!

Wait, he's in a relationship with ANOTHER man? Fuck it all, man! THIS IS A SHITTY WAY TO FIND OUT I'M SINGLE AGAIN!

I like to think that I lose every week, because I live in Cleveland.

MON DIEU!

MON DIEU!

THIS CONTEST IS OVER! GIVE THAT MAN THE $10,000!

Shit, if Gawker can get over $200,000 for the Rob Ford tape, surely we can IndieGoGo this mofo. I'm in. (Sorry for calling you Shirley.)