It kinda sounds like Brent Musburger.

Funny, I was there this past weekend, and the bar Ziggy Zoomba's, which was always packed (with mainly my few pals who were in frats) is now a hookah bar called something pretentious. The times, they are a-changin'.

Not shown: Trail of Tears water slide and Manifest Destiny tennis court

Today's Deadspin has been cancelled due to violence between pro-Pearl-Jam and anti-Pearl-Jam factions. Please forfeit all 20-year-old flannel shirts, Mookie Blaylock jerseys, and any Yellow Ledbetters you might have on your person.

Thanks in advance for hours of entertainment, Deadspin. Today was shaping up to be slow at work anyway.

This sounds like a job for Northeast Ohio's premier practitioner of lawyer-ly arts.

Big Fuckbot

You're doing the Lord's work, Rick. Thanks for this.

The more I read these Foodspin posts, the more I think Burneko is an "eating enthusiast" like Mark David Chapman is a "John Lennon enthusiast."

Oof, rough day for Cleveland on the old 'Spin. Look, so I don't make much money and live in one of the most depressing towns in America, but at least I can drive by the original "A Christmas Story" house whenever I fucking want. Take that, Right Coast.

The Washington Red Dawns

Something something Tebow.

Oh, actual bears. I thought this would be a Fleshbot cross-promotion.

See, this is what happens when you drop out of Ball So Hard University.

None More Grey

"Fuck Stories" is my favorite John Updike collection.

Mom?!

D'oh! You got their first. Mine is a shameful rip-off, and not as good.

Fuck. And yes. These are simply fantastic.