The Adventures of Young Allen Ginsberg and Alternate-Universe Young Sam Shepard
koolwhp
koolwhp
Meanwhile, the Christian Book of Life is pretty much just the rules of cornhole and how to make ranch dressing.
Not enough information, Sabres! Is this turquoise? Antwerp? Powder? Royal blue? Sapphire? Indigo? Dark teal? Navy? Blazer? Heather? Peacock? GET WITH YOUR COLOR FORECAST, PEOPLE!
If you want nightmare fuel, I highly recommend checking out pictures of Bowling Green's mascots, Freddie and Frieda Falcon. I worked for the football team for my entire four-and-a-half-year duration there and never got a straight answer as to whether they are brother and sister or man and wife. Perhaps both?
Running feverishly towards a hot girl whom I didn't know was actually flipping me off? That's my college experience to a T.
You're a machine, Magary! A wonderful, hate-filled machine!
Don't do it, man! Once you sign it, you bought it!
Hmm. Not enough denigration of the team's fans or surrounding area. I'll have to pass.
Does PBS count as a "network"? Because I totally remember seeing boobs on the "Tales from the City" miniseries, which came out...sweet Jesus...20 years ago. I mean, for a 14-year-old, boobs were the only reason I taped it in the first place.
God, so right about Die Hard. Watched the third one a couple weeks ago and could barely get through ten minutes of it. The second one was over-the-top retarded, but it's filled with the joy of Christ. And explosions.
Sweet Jesus, this made me spit purple drank all over my keyboard. Well done, sir.
What do you mean, you "lost" her? She might have fallen into one of these machines! Oh my god, that's her lucky red hat! She's a box! My girlfriend's a box! DAMN YOU, A BOX!
what is this i don't even
Bet you a bag of nacho cheese Combos it's Reid.
Great. Now every time my balls hurt I'm going to think I twisted them.
+1, made me snort out my daily lunch Yuengling
Regarding cussing around kids: having a million friends with kids (although no kids myself that I know of), parents that cuss all the time embarrass the hell out of their own children, leading said children to behave with more decorum. Because, as we all know, there isn't an age where you aren't always embarrassed by…