Shadow’s good, don’t get me wrong. And I loved Rise - it takes a little bit to get going, but in some ways it’s my favorite of the new TR games.

Last time I was at the Popeye’s in Renton, they had the Po’Boy on the menu, but admittedly that was like a month and a half or so ago. Did they remove it?

I used to love McDonald’s fried apple pies. I ate them all the time.  Now I can’t even remember what they taste like.  Or any food really.  You see, my taste buds have been melted off...

Never eat a Popeye’s hand pie if you ever want to eat a McDonald’s hand pie again. It will ruin the experience forever.

Fixed! 

The Queen is protecting and defending her son, an accused pedophile who was besties with another pedophile. Please keep that in mind every time a story like this comes up, especially if cute kids are involved.

Huh. There’s an idea...

I suggested Iron Maiden, which was dubbed too metal-y. Metallica kinda fits in the same vein for most of their good stuff. 

Balderdash! The one true Big Tuna is Bill got-damn Parcells.

I submit that in layering weather also brings with it:

At least they’re different sports lol.

Who would have thought making multiple games with the same basic premise, same consumer base, and releasing them close to each other might impact sales and consumer fatigue. I am shocked! SHOCKED!

Here’s a thought:

Quick—-which one would you take, Curt’s T-bird or Conan’s 92 SHO?

“If Jean Paul Sartre had a motorcycle gang...”

“Johnny Mathis and the Conan O’Briens!”

People have limited time. The assumption made, though, was undeniably hilarious.

Fuck, I miss Gawker. Honestly one of my favorite posts.

Why was the picture taken in his basement?