I want to pack this piece into a t-shirt cannon and fire it into every dev’s office. Font and size choices seem to have slid back to 1989 and I can’t figure out why. I play PC from the couch so I get that it’s sorta on me that I need opera glasses for half the games. But also there are tons of couch PC gamers now so...…
Good list! Cheers.
Dishonored 2. I just finished the clockwork mansion level and goddamn was it wonderful! I remain in awe of how well Arkane manages to do really good stealth while keeping gameplay nimble and controls super tight. I just finished Rise of the Tomb Raider, which was good but kinda boring and did almost nothing new after…
Binary Domain and Sleeping Dogs were both simply incredible. Two of the earliest titles I tried when I got back into gaming and I’ve been chasing that feeling ever since.
Highlights: Game of Thrones finally being sent to hell
All else aside I was taken aback by how easy Epic made using my DS4. I was frustrated looking through settings to set it up and finally gave in, launched the game, and found that it worked right off with no issues. Also, I’m old and don’t want to game at a desk or play a game that requires me to have the reflexes of a…
30 tattoos of baby yoda that prove fan culture is a symptom of brain worms
*extremely coked out finance dipshit voice* “b8ta”
This is a good blog, Jason. Cheers!
1-8: Episodes of Under the Dome
I opened the replies to Dessen’s tweet and immediately developed the Sam Neill madness from Event Horizon. Like a suburban cargo cult built around a Precious Moments edition of Lean In.
Love to see the bootlicking takes going on in here. "The author is being somewhat petty, but I'm conflicted because a rich and powerful person shouldn't be very lightly criticized in a local newspaper. Gonna go ahead step over this massive issue of power dynamics involving a group of egomaniacs who start shit like…
Looking forward to another 47 tedious movies about stone-faced power clowns and the attendant cross promotion with arms manufacturers.
Parks and Rec at #4? I mean I get that it’s a list and there are going to be disagreements, but jesus. I have to take insulin because I made the mistake of watching past season 3. The last season was basically Minority Report if the precogs only had visions of Sheryl Sandberg GirlBoss memes and Tom Cruise dressed up…
Sounds closer to what I want, but probably still too much of a grind. But I’m old and finicky. Thanks for the extra info!
Quick question because I can’t ever seem to find a clear explanation. Is there going to be a single-player adventure mode/campaign in 2? Or is it going to be some sort of Destiny grind shit or just an option to play the game against CPU? Cuz I don’t play OW, but I’d play an OW adventure where I don’t have to be online…
Really making him bawl here.
*staring into a Smithsonian exhibit of Kevin Feige’s Stunningly Polished Turd while an Air Force recruiting ad plays at ear-splitting volume* Cool beans, man.
I’m gonna go ahead and give this about a week. Reckon that should give me enough time to get through Rise of the Tomb Raider or Dishonored 2.