Sounds like Walker Lake. 

I’m not holding out hope for the company that, in creating Diablo, damned us to a world of pointless loot games seemingly designed to give players OCD. Just endless mouse clicking for items that facilitate gathering other items that facilitate gathering other items etc. An Ouroboros where instead the snake eating its…

“So this guy sees my petite frame and stunning fit and confesses to a murder. What a haul! And on top of that I got a free sandwich. Welp back to etsy’n hum de dum de dum de dum.”

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

The bars are in full Halloween mode and too loud for my old ass right now so maybe I’ll head home and fire it up. Thanks for the info!

The one by my work did. They said the new sandwich was intended as a replacement. 

Dammit, I knew I should have bought Shadow in that last sale. But I still haven’t even started Rise. And I enjoyed the hell out of TR, so I’ve no excuse.

I’ve had Prey and Dishonored 2 sitting in the ol’ inbox for about six months. Which should I bumble through?

Hadoken-ing a star at this. Cheers! 

*me getting booed off of every Popeye’s-related message board* BRING BACK THE PO BOY, YOU COWARDS!

CORRECT! I’ll add that every one of these stories should also include that the royals are wasteful dipshits whose assets should be appropriated entirely before we stuff them into a cannon and fire them into into a landfill.

I really wanna like this game and I’ll probably get it, but I hated New Vegas and don’t want to spend 40 hours digging in an endless inventory. I’m hoping it’s a little more focused. 

I can only give this one star, but rest assured I almost broke the mouse clicking it. 

Spears with seeds scooped. Cuts back on a lot of the moisture that sogs the breading when they’re done, but leaves the lovely brininess intact. 

1. Steely Dan, 2. Luther Vandross, 3. Hiroshima, 4. Harry Caray saying “Jose Vizcaino” into a talkbox, 5. 80's Bowie (Ziggy Stardust was teenage Mead Composition poetry and you all know it).  

This is the only good sous vide suggestion I’ve seen the last last two years of sous vide suggestions. Thank you for not telling me to sous vide eggs or german chocolate cake or some shit. Seriously. Thank you. 

I love Popeye’s and this sandwich was good, but they should have kept the goddamn Po Boy on the menu. 

Even Phil Jackson at his seventh MS-Paint’d on galaxy brain frame never quite snapped the umbilical and drifted into college football coach space like this.

Goddamn that’s a ghost of xmas past. Gonna go pull my Zeke records out of storage. 

I loved MediEvil and I’m stoked for this. Hopefully gets a few patches. Now... Can we PLEASE get Jak 4!?