I’m all about s non-inverted Y. The only exception is in flying games, where I want that Y as inverted as it gets. To the depths of Hell with any game that has flying segments and doesn’t include separate Y-inversion for flying and non-flying. 

I feel so fucking represented by your brightness settings.

Jesus Christ, Travis Tritt looks like Renee Zellweger disguised as Travis Tritt.

Was this whole thing just a pitch for your Waluigi game?

Wasn’t anything about this article I didn’t love. Between this and Huey Lewis’ new single getting out today, my 80s heart is SO HAPPY right now.

But how else will they collect data on how many Totino’s Pizza Rolls® you consume per week?

I feel very old... I don’t understand a lot of these things. I even own a couple of Echo Dots (I got them for free as promotional add-ons)- I have never used them because I just don’t know what they’re for.  One flashes weird lights when an Amazon package is delivered, and it beeps when Amazon commercials are on TV,…

Sneakers remains one of the weird fun movies of my latter teen years that I still enjoy in my early 40's. I’m still convinced that since River Phoenix is in it, the title is a sly reference to his line in Running On Empty where he spots the Feds and says “We’ve got shoes.”

What is authenticity?

somethingsomething

I read that more as a criticism of Penn. I don’t know that he can pull off the Winger cynicism. Joel McHale has this uncanny ability to be a smug self-centered bro while likeable at the same time. That was really important, especially in the early stages before Pierce became the group’s internal antagonist, and I…

And how much it sucked in its final days!

Talk About Locker Room Cancer is one of my favorite cable access shows ever...

Okay, Tomsula/Pants 2020

How dare you?!

Get two, one to eat, one to shave with

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

Incorrectly described it as what, flat on top and round underneath?

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…