Bruce plans on rolling balls along his backyard with some of his pals.

I’m pretty sure I work at this dealership.

This works.

I worked at a detail shop when I was young, and standard procedure was to use degreaser and a fucking pressure washer to clean the carpets and sometimes even upholstery. We’d then wetvac what we could and then park the finished car in the sun with the heat on blast and windows rolled up to dry it out. This system was…

Is that BOO or BOOURNS?

nah, it’s just a maxed-out CPU

Please be patient in waiting for your file. The script is as efficient as it can be, but this is still a CPU-intensive task!

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Yeah, sorry, Stiller and Williams don’t count. They weren’t “discovered” or "got their start" behind the screen, they had famous parents who pulled strings to secure them temporary employment before moving on to acting.

One of the things I have come to appreciate about LA over NYC is that LA is very upfront and honest about the fact that almost everyone out here is selfish and out for themselves. In NYC it feels like people lie to themselves and the world. 

STREAMING PLAN

There’s disturbing undercurrents of entitlement and boundary crossing in fangirl culture, and a play is one of the places where the performers are physically accessible.

I’m always amazed at these WU bug articles because it has never once happened to me across all the PC’s I use on a daily basis

I immediately think of "cake" thanks to Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker, and then I think of what a fox Betty Crocker must have been; so moist is a very positive word for me.

As someone who deals with instrumentation on a daily basis, I’m always curious how well these sensors are calibrated, or if they are at all. I’d think anything being used to measure speed, BAC, etc. for the cops would likely not be checked on a regular basis because cops are lazy assholes. But I still haven’t heard of…

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton.