Wait, are you telling me that romantic-comedies’ depictions of New York Apartments as being 2,000 square-foot open rooms occupied by a single struggling artist are inaccurate?

Kobe reconsidered after the dance teacher suggested she meet him in Temecula.

I didn’t know anything about this before this Jez article (because I’m 44) but I read Natalie’s essay and just... holy shit, kids. Why are you like this?

This is some serious white people shit.

Yeah, that’s always been my rule of thumb. If you’re watching a game, at the stadium or at home, go ahead with “We should have scored” or “The Refs are screwing us”.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

The worst part about the “dancer” tweet is you know he meant “Flamingo Dancer”

There have been so many issues and controversies around this game and Gearbox, since last year, that the whole EGS exclusivity thing is essentially secondary now. Really weird ambience around Borderlands 3. I hope the hype wasn’t overhype, and I hope we can see some reviews in Europe and on Kotaku sooner rather than…

It’s going to use less energy than a light bulb?

The Browns are a social experiment. I wish the league would let them assemble an actual Pro Bowl roster just to see the new and interesting ways they come up with to fail.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

On Junior’s last birthday, Trump sent him a card that read, in primitive Sharpie scrawl,

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Brady Anderson.

I don’t remember her saying it on the podcast. Drew pointed out that it’s now kind of a signpost on the road to Being An Old, and she is young enough to be on the right side of that. But I feel like a media-consuming person not having seen Seinfeld is the equivalent of those sportscaster types who casually mention…

Harlow’s is dope...Seen Big KRIT, B.O.B., Freddie Gibbs there....

Hey, we live in the same town!

I think The Langoliers and Maximum Overdrive deserves to be in a special WTF territory.

I’ve actually gotten into actual arguments with people when I bring up the fact that until she was in her mid/late teens (aka 10ish years ago), Ariana was a curly haired, fair skinned person. And her ethnic background is basically straight Italian. And people bend over backwards for her, saying maybe her complexion…