Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is bigger than The Beatles

Just when the last y’at from White Flightsville finally, FINALLY stopped bitching about Bountygate...

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

I’ve never met a self-professed “lifelong diehard fan” of any team that wasn’t obnoxious.

Case in point. I was in Dallas earlier this month for work. (Protip: Off the Bone BBQ)

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

Ah, so a writer on a different website, then. Got it. Weird choice to stage that argument in Kinja, where the article used the words “earns ejection” in the actual headline, but whatever.

Yeah, and all it looked like he got was breading and sauce and cheese.

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

Maybe baseball, and it’s 90 seconds between pitches, history of exclusionism/racism/xenophobia, rampant performance-enhancing drug use, and unmatched desire to sniff its own farts, has always sucked, and it’s only now when there are actual alternatives to that entertainment dollar has baseball had to actually adapt to…

I was driving back from my in-laws with my Wife and her parents cat. I put on NFL and a Giants-Eagles game was on. When the Eagles scored a touchdown the cat let out a guttural cry, essentially saying fuck the Eagles.  That cat really hates birds.

Fuck that!

PLEASE get one of these and have the two of you run it to Moab and back. 

I’m sorry, everything is secondary to KSP2. My mind has been blown.

For those of you who haven’t seen Rushmore and also disliked this trailer: Rushmore is nothing like The Politician and you should still see it as soon as possible.

Why is he still getting work?