Who would have thought some clown with the college football-est name on Earth would end up being a gum-flapping fraud?

Return of the Hot Couch. 

Pour one out for a great one. She’s smearing blood on god now.

Okay so I clicked on the Bob Costas link and saw this in the other suggestions. BOOMER MINDSET

Wire you looking at me like that?

Has he just adopted the earpiece as part of his look at this point? It’s like having a pager on your face.

Oh shit I forgot Croker did Moltar’s voice too. Damn. 

Real Sex. The only show to feature Sacramento news anchor Stan Atkinson commenting on his son’s revelation that he thinks about “power” when he masturbates. 

The RE2 remake was the first thing I saw this in and it needs to be in every game. Moreover, every streaming website should have it. I am so tired of constantly wheeling the volume during movies or whenever theme music plays. Magnavox had this in their TVs in the damn 80's! 

Seriously. I’ve given up on most games being able to show me what’s happening so I will usually brighten it up a few notches. This is one of the reasons I want more console-ish ideas to make their way to PC. I have enough dark ass, muted color games for two lifetimes. I’m buying the shit out of XIII when it comes out.…

*drunkenly bursting through the door* BRING BACK MOLTAR!

This game was soooo good! Just a good ol’ hack and slash with a fun story. I’ll take this any day over another dogshit proc-gen thing.

I file long-form. Sure, tracking down a notary is a pain, but it's worth it. 

Do I want a combo microwave/convection oven/air fryer? Yes. Do I want it in any way connected to the internet? No. Just let me use fucking buttons, dials, and switches, you cowards! 

Love to see the Patriots’ schedule every year. Five games each against the Dolphins, Bills, and Jets plus an extra bye week for which they’re awarded a W for cutting a player who showed up late for practice after being julienned by a MassDOT snowblower.

It remains one of my top ten. I remember my parents rented it at the grocery store and I figured it was just another boring drama like Forever Young so I started playing this awful Terminator 2 game I had on our old Wang 386 (2 MB of RAM!). But I kept hearing cool stuff happening and that amazing James Horner/Branford…

Timothy Busfield! *watches Sneakers for the 50th time*

I thought that said “data analyst Warren Sapp” and I was stoked for a second. It’d be dope to see another interesting Wayman Tisdale-esque third act. Can’t think of a better one than Tisdale’s. 

Totally agree that McHale was underrated. Penn’s got the chops so I hope he can make it work. But I really think that if they crank the twee dial it’s gonna undermine their ability to tell a story about immigration. Doesn’t gotta be a Todd Solondz movie or anything. Just needs to not sound like it was written by an…