You’re probably right, but this sort of balance issue is what always ends up souring his shows for me so I’m wary. Parks and Rec was basically The Care Bears by the end of its run. And I gave up on both B99 and TGP for similar (thought not as pronounced) issues after three and two seasons respectively after enjoying…

This is a pretty good sign that Schur, even as EP, is too close to the writers room. This is a good setup for a sitcom, but if Schur meddles too much it’s going to turn into schmaltzy bullshit. He’s almost completely incapable of handling the balance between absurdity and sincerity. I miss the days when he was Mose…

Yeah, didn’t he cancel taco Tuesday? Talk about locker room cancer. 

I’d probably keep trying until the end if Schur didn’t keep turning his characters into twee dipshits after two seasons. 

I’ll admit a reasonably nice shirt looks nice tucked in, but we need to do away with tucking. It’s the dumbest shit spending half my goddamn day re-tucking my shirt over and over so it doesn’t turn into some half-deflated muffin top. Also, consider the shingle. Higher layers overlap lower layers to make a better…

...and the guy looked at me.

If you’ve got a better idea for a quick schvitz...

I gotta admit, the framerate issues are an odd thing to have in such a simple game. 

This actually does look pretty good, but I can’t. I just can’t do Ryan Murphy schlock anymore. I watched like six seasons of Nip Tuck with a girlfriend eight years ago and I still want to jam an ice pick in my ear. Good thing he only has like thirty shows all somehow doing three seasons a year now. 

Wait, when did Dusty Baker retire?

The target is Cristiano Ronaldo, a foppish footballer and subject of the realest statue ever made. Ronaldo’s known for his hasty exits from, shall we say curious, situations, but this time he’s left a member of the consortium in the lurch. Neutralize Ronaldo and steal the files in his attorney’s valise without…

Loathing of this word is America’s fan death.

Who knows. Maybe Disney trying to fuck with Frinkiac will be the thing that finally brings us all together to destroy them. 

I see these update stories every couple of weeks, but I never experience any of these issues. The closest I came was when my network adapter started coming up missing, but that turned out to be a motherboard/bios issue. Are these things maybe happening, but not in a way that I would notice?

I’ve seen far too many of these people turn out to be loons to applaud this. Dude in my old neighborhood would sit out front and have a rage stroke if you went the speed limit because of course he literally wanted everyone to go 10 mph in a 25 mph zone. Posted big ass signs right up to the road edge so cyclists had to…

Clown ass gritty Aladdin reboot costume.

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Chocodiles x 5

Kobe fans are like those weird bald people that worship the atomic bomb in Beneath the Planet of the Apes, but somehow more nuts.

An interesting and thoroughly exhausting read. I’m only getting more tired as I imagine the “not all influencers” pieces being written right now. Also, the bit about the airline cancelling flights due to wind and not re-booking passengers is suspect.