Anything but another Jared Leto Joker. *monkey’s paw closes a finger and Timothy Chalamet appears in Joker makeup smoking a clove and calling his step-dad Doug a “local”* Goddammit.

The “Classic Jeff” is either a variation of a bowl cut or a masturbation technique that’s essentially reverse cowgirl with your hand. There’s simply nothing else it can be.

I guess I shouldn’t be shocked, but 2K and Gearbox have been unloading clip after clip into their own foot and I just can’t understand why. I mean other than the usual issue of misguided power oafs being unable to change course.

Just sitting here wondering what the tube would look like from the outside following a critical failure event. Obviously the inside would be raspberry jam. Also, using a square tube for vacuum? Uuuhhhhhhhhhhh

*pulls Scooby Doo mask off Baker Mayfield revealing AJ McCarron* Zoinks! 

I’m glad to see that “gap” usage has mostly died off. If I had to see one more ivy league dipshit look up from the rat king of late capitalism and suggest we address the “skills gap” my eyes would have melted out of my face.

Rather than buy a car, consider not trying to fit in with these toads. These are oafs who fly to Bend so they can go to private ranch where some poor sap has to hold their dicks while they piss so they can say they shot an elk. Drive whatever the fuck makes you happy.

Well let’s see here... over the past decade there’s been like nine versions of these shows doing three seasons per year with no breaks and much like other pop culture landfills such as Marvel or Ariana Grande I can’t read even basic news without having to take a massive huff of their fumes... so I’m thinking just this…

Hope this helps.

For real. I’m eventually gonna get one of these damn things for BotW so they may as well do Windwaker too since I never got to play it and it still looks cool as hell today.

“He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.” 

I’m a little confused. Is this a full game or some sort of episodic treatment or GAAS and this is just the first campaign? Also, can developers please just use names that makes this distinction more clearly? Seriously I still can’t tell if there was a full sequel to Half-Life or if it was an episodic game that died…

So I was going to make a joke about Steve Stone in a flummoxed state over a Chicago area recipe for hotdogs, but then I checked his wikipedia and noticed he posed for Playgirl and I honestly don’t know how to reckon that with the suburbanness of him pronouncing Jose Vizcaino. 

Disintegration isn’t some endless morass of grinding. It’s an endless morass of grinding on a hoverbike! Now... who’s ready to put in 50 hours for a shotgun with a skull sticker on it!?

Seriously. I’m 39 and the best fucking shows are old acts playing at Harlows for fifteen bucks. I have friends my age and even older who are still driving to Berkeley and SF for nosebleed seats to see shit like Ariana Grande and I can’t understand why anyone would deal with all the rigmarole to watch something they…

Coming back to gaming this decade has been weird. Not that this sort of game didn’t exist before. It’s that they’re meant to be played continuously now. Burgertime with gambling mechanics. I can sorta see how someone could enjoy an Overcooked-like, but it just seems so much more likely that it’ll just feel like work.…

Nextdoor is going to seriously be the end of empire. A nation of oafs quivering with pants-shitting rage because they saw a dusty car or someone they didn’t recognize ride by on a bike.