I didn’t have much hope for this, but was curious because Gray’s usually good with stylish popcorn movies. Thompson/Hemsworth both have box office draw, but they’re also boring as shit to watch and have no range even for something as low-stakes as this. One can go from plain cocky to snarky cocky and the other is a…

Pretty sure Imma keep rolling the dice. They turn a sandwich into a banquet. Also, I’ll probably die from trying to hug a bear first. 

Bill Simmons will forever have the energy of the 20 year old dude that randomly becomes super reverent toward grandpas because he watched Saving Private Ryan and thinks every grandpa in America stormed the beach at Normandy and that the Korean War was part of the Pacific Theater.

Oof, that frame rate drop. Always hard to accept on more simplistic games like this. Still looks dope and way better than Guitar Hero Zelda. 

Marysville ain’t nothin’ but a wide spot in the road. And Santa Nella’s a minigolf hole made real by wishing on a monkey’s paw. 

Ah yes. Cancel the one game that actually sounds cool so you can finish the endless grind loot game and the multiplayer seizure inducer. For real though this is obviously the correct decision because both of those games will sell like crazy. It’s just a bummer that apparently everyone just wants to be either yelled at…

Semi-unrelated, but good god why can’t any of these dumbass companies make a vanilla with brownie chunks ice cream. It’s always goddamn chocolate/chocolate. I want that contrapunta! I’m not cosplaying a 40-something white woman in 1995. I don’t want a Snackwells puck that I tell my yogurt club friends is “sinfully…

That sounds about right. I just remember it being a reason I picked it up, but it wasn’t Tarantino-esque.

Blink 182 is fine, but please don’t make me look at that dipshit with his permanent Zoolander expression. 

Goddamn it’s been ages since I watched this. I remember renting it because I was still half-ass punk-ish at the time and if I remember correctly it had Tarantino as a producer? Great movie.

To be clear the Giants being repeatedly shoved in a locker is a delightful thing, but schadenfreude is no substitute for actual exciting sports.

This series has been playing in every bar in Sacramento and it’s been so good and a welcome change from seeing another crusty ass Giants game. 

For chrissake can we just load this dork into a cannon and fire him at a garbage scow already!?

Competition + Price hike + 8 pack = Are you fucking kidding me!? An 8 pack!? Go jump up your own ass, La Croix. I'm buying a twelver of Waterloo.

Please tell him to stop futzing with comics and make a new Jak game. 

Also, this isn’t a dig on No Man’s Sky’s procedural generation. That’s taking the concept somewhere big and fun and I can appreciate that. I just want XIII, but it won’t be out until November. And I am going to play the hell out of Outer Wilds!

I got so incredibly excited when I saw Void Bastards in motion...only to come down hard after seeing “rogue-lite” and “procedurally-generated”. For chrissake someone make a goddamn vibrant stylistic game like this for PC, but with a story and real ass world building!

Who would have thought that 20 years of frothing poptimism running interference for artists who wanted to project an image of sole authorship for B R A N D purposes created an environment hostile to industry workers? For every dorm room dipshit with a Yo La Tengo shirt and a shitty elitist attitude we’ve created 50…

Dammit. I’m gonna have to buy a PS4 this late in the cycle. Well at least I’ll get to finally play The Last of Us too. 

That crust was like eating a paste made of bread crumbs and Crisco so unless the new recipe involves setting up a pie-sized oil derrick for grease extraction they’re just rearranging deck chairs. Seriously, who sees people enjoying crispy, greasy pepperoni and thinks AH PEOPLE JUST LIKE GREASE, WE SHOULD INJECT WESSON…